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Post by angra on Nov 4, 2012 12:03:25 GMT 10
The Joy of Milking Cows.
You have a giant breast in front of your face. You have four erect nipples extending invitingly towards you. You have a female groaning to help relieve her.
What is it?
It's the Joy of Milking Cows.
Try it - good for your well-being.
First you must wash the udder with soap and water. Then pay particular attention to the teats (nipples). You must clean the area of shit and mud.
Then dry thoroughly with paper towels.
At this time the female turns around to you and gives an encouraging groan.
Then you gently apply the suckers. One to each nipple. You check the milk gauge, and make sure your don't stand directly behind the female. She can kick something worse than Bruce Lee when angry and excited. So only stand to the side, not directly behind her.
And try to avoid being stepped on by her foot.
Wait till the milk gauge is almost empty, then remove the suckers, give her a pat on the back, and let her go gently.
How to milk a cow.
Of course it's a bit different if you use the hand method.
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Post by chookmustard on Nov 22, 2012 18:31:04 GMT 10
Strangely erotic
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